The Million Web

Me and my Boss

When I take a long time, I am slow; when my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy; when my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart; when my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I'm ass-kissing; when my boss pleases his boss, he's co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers; when I do wrong, he never forgets.