Me and my Boss

  • When I take a long time, I am slow; when my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
  • When I don't do it, I am lazy; when my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
  • When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart; when my boss does the same, that is initiative.
  • When I please my boss, I'm ass-kissing; when my boss pleases his boss, he's co-operating.
  • When I do good, my boss never remembers; when I do wrong, he never forgets.
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